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*tries to move yuck picture of tongue further down the page*

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Just something gross someone sent :P

and coz im extremely bored......... BOREDboredBOREDbored

"

Envelopes and Stamps

A woman was working in a Post Office in California . One day she licked the
envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.
That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later,
she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.

She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong..
Her tongue was not sore or anything.. A couple
of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began
to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She
went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a
lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When
The doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the
Envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of
her tongue, because of her saliva, which was warm and moist...
This is a true story reported on CNN!

A Hme wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope
factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in
those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked
an envelope for years!'

I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago), and we
were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood
why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500
envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads
of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of
boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue
on the envelopes.

After reading this you will never lick
Another envelope or stamp again."

yawn

haven't been getting much sleep lately, so was still half asleep at about 10am when linda called n was like COME PLAY TENNIS! picking u up in half an hour! haha sigh... means have to get up...

linda drove me up to boxhill so I could update centrelink details and then we went to playyyyy :D

I'm getting alot better at it, but need more practice.. I hit too hard though coz whacked it over the fence and across two tennis courts at one stage lolol :x

wheeee

then after we lunched I realised I couldn't find my jumper, so thought maybe left it in the car. but it wasn't there :O shock horror.

coz was holding it before and then it disappeared...

i mean seriously, who drops their jumper and doesn't realise -.- *puts hand up meekly*

so we drove back to the tennis courts n it was lying on the pathway xD

and now i should really clean up my room..

gahhh at this rate, its going to take me a month :S

I NEED TO STOP PLAYING WII

BADMINTON tmr!! :D

haven't played in agessss... gonna be so rusty...

sirens

had a fail luxottica interview type thing yesterday at shoppo.. AHH IT WAS SO FAIL.

it ended halfway thanks to a fire alarm where everyone had to be evacuated. saved maybe?

anyway booo should start applying for other places...

but.. CountryRoad is on sale! 30%. so got some gunmetal flats .. soo comfy.. might go get black ones too :)

then to YueYing's 'ribbons, bows & ties' 21st house partyyy!

it was pretty much a balwyn reunion with people i havent seen in YEARS :)

but good to see that most of them havent changed much except maybe their alcohol tolerances

speeches were hilarious- the "enigma effect" + the long list of crushes, and in all it was a really good night out.

HAPPY 21st Yy!

and today?

WII FIT PLUS.

time to clean....

reckless abandon...

FREEDOM.

ppv exam was awesome! the last section was full of crap

eg. Detail some non-electronic resources used for research.

..or something to that effect.

first exam this sem that i actually knew what i was writing about. wheeeee~

YAY ITS OVERRRR. :D

&& Kathy, VT, Jennie and i went to buy tix to theTEMPERTRAP!!! :)

so excite.

so then 11 of us trammed down to docklands for dinner @ Berth. We actually got offered drinks on the house at VicHarbour restaurant, but then decided the menu at Berth was better.

Food was pretty good, and not too pricey either...

lamb shanks + herbed mashpotato (best mash ever)

hot chocolate pudding with Belgium chocolate sauce and icecream

oh so drained.

foolproof storm backup plan devised by co-conspirator sherms:

camp out in the broken cupboard of nathan with only an apple for the whole weekend so wont get struck by lightning and thus must only eat a third of the apple a day or will die. (Y)

lalala

in other more exciting news....

me needs to stop procrastinating and realise that 3 days to cram a whole semesters worth of ppv is NOT MUCH. and thus must STUDYYYY.

must.

bye.

oh. POSTSCRIPT.

myer one christmas shopping event on 24th nov 5-10pm.

WHYYYYYYY NOT THE NEXT DAYYYY WHYYYYYYYY D:

ok bye.

back to basics

BLOG REFRESH.

:)